Mine's a tale that cant be told,
My freedom I hold dear;
How years ago in days of old
When magic filled the air,
'Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor
I met a girl so fair,
But Gollum, and the evil one crept up
And slipped away with her.
Ain't nothing I can do, no.
Even Led Zep worshipped him.
Yeah yeah, I knew this before. Just putting it up now.